Why did this company go out of business?

I could use a tapeworm or two about now.

No competition.

I HATE, DETEST, and LOATHE competition.
When I started losing weight last time, I swear it jogged everyone's memory, and they remembered that they needed to lose weight too!
Then it became a not so subtle competition.
SO ANNOYING.
If you want to lose weight, do it.
I couldn't care less if you do.
Just don't compete against me.
Because I'll stop.
You go with your winning self.
I'm going to stop right here and wait until you are gone.
I did it before, and I'll do it again.
When you're not looking.

I really should

weigh in.
Yes, I should.











Lately, instead of tossing my cookies, I've been keeping them...and eating them.
I can't figure out why my train derailed, and why I don't want to get back on the train, but I need to.
I feel like the train has already left, and I need to run and catch up, but I hate running.
*sigh*
stay tuned.

The blog is aliiiive, with the sound of weight loss.

So I gave up for a month.
My motto has always been, "If I can't do it well, I won't do it at all".
I know, I know.
But I sucked it up, and went back this morning.
I've lost 10.5 lbs in that month.
I didn't totally give up.
I just gave up the going in and stepping on the scale for strangers part.

Oh sister, you know me so well.

I got my period today.
It was really heavy.
So heavy in fact, in the past two weeks leading up to it, I've gained 3.4 pounds.
That is all.












Show's over people.

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Losing weight is hard.

Maybe I should try losing hair or losing library books or something.
Those would be a lot easier.


P.S. Jen? I can't leave comments on your blog :(
See my other blog for an explanation.