Break On Through To The Other Side

*cut to me getting on the scale*

*cut to the gal getting distracted and helping her co-worker*

*cut back to me sweating bullets*

*cut back to her*

Her: Congratulations! You lost 4.2 lbs!

Me: What?

*cut to me getting teary*

Her: You've lost a total of 21 lbs.

*cut to me thinking about thinking how I would never make it to twenty pounds*

Me: I feel like crying. Last week I gained. It took me long enough to get to twenty pounds.

Her: Actually, Weight Watchers says you should lose 1/2 lb to 2 lbs a week, so you've done really well.

*cut to me being really proud of myself*