Thursday, January 28, 2010

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

You want to know, right?

(As of right now, no one reads this thing, so I'm just talking to my other personality)
Everyone keeps asking me how my meeting went this week.
It's tomorrow.
I don't own a scale, so I have no idea how I've done.
The only thing I've had a hard time with is writing every.single.thing down.
It's rather annoying.
Not that I'm cheating, because I'm not, it just seems like one more task to do.
I haven't been tempted to cheat yet, although it's only the first week.
It's nice to have accountability.
I figure Weight Watchers is like A.A. for fat people, and I will be going the rest of my life.
I'll probably outlive my class which won't take long.
"Hey, that wasn't nice."
They are old.
O.k., so am I.
But not that old.
"At least they have friends in the class..."
You've got a point.
I am working on recruiting though.
Wonder if I can get a star on my bookmark for that.
That's right, I get a bookmark, and stars as incentives.
Jealous much?
I thought so.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Test

This has been a test of the Emergency Weight Loss System.
Emergency Weight Loss does not work,
so we'll be trying Weight Watchers instead.