Friday, February 26, 2010

Too little to see.

Point two.

Yes, that's what I said.

Point two.

Might as well just round it down to zero.
I could make excuses like...
My period should be here today, or my exercise thingy broke,
but I won't.
We'll just accept it and move on.
I didn't even go out to eat this week, sheesh.

I'd better lose at least 5lbs next week.

P.S. I'm probably going private. Send me an e-mail and I'll let you in.
carrotjello 89 at yahoo dot com.

Friday, February 19, 2010

I love Weight Watchers.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

My Cheatin' Heart

I cheated this week, and will pay for it tonight, I am sure.
I ate three frosted heart sugar cookies.
I probably could have had one and been fine, but I didn't.
Not only that, I ate sushi.
A little too much sushi.
I should start carrying food in my purse, so the next time I go to Uwajimaya,
I will not feel the urge to buy and eat more than my share.
I must remember that I am one person, and should eat accordingly.
Shame on me.
I shouldn't shame myself here, I should just wait until I weigh in.
I'll step on the scale and say, "I don't know what happened!"
I love it when somebody says that.
Happens almost every week.
Actually, I hope it's not my turn tonight.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I'd like to thank my friend Debbie...

Little Debbie that is, for these...

Yes, Little Debbie Snow puffs are two points of deliciousness!
Imagine a brownie, covered with marshmallow, and topped with tiny bits of coconut.
I don't care if you don't like coconut, (you can't really taste it)you must hunt these down and try them!
Go now!
(I found them at Big Lots.)

Monday, February 15, 2010

I don't like it when people eat at Weight Watchers meetings.
I mean, come on! It's a half an hour meeting, and you can't make it through without spooning stuff into your mouth from your bowl of...of...whatever it was?
And you, with the raisins, why?
Raisins aren't bad, but why?
So we can see how healthy you are?
To me it's like sinning in the chapel.
You shouldn't do it.
I don't know why this bugs me so much, but it does.
If you have to, pop something in your mouth before you walk in, or shove something in on the way out the door, but not in the meeting.
Come on.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Five point two.

And I ate Thai food and had a candy bar.
I'm just sayin'.
12.8/3 weeks.

Monday, February 8, 2010


(shhhh...don't tell my other blog I'm writing on here.)
No, I didn't lose five more pounds.
I found out why my ipod headphones weren't staying in.
After a lot of this...
(No, not swearing, typing symbols!)
I figured out, they have letters on them.
"L" and "R"
So I'm happy report, they stay in.
Speaking of my Ipod, I thought I'd let you know some of what's on there.
I've got a lot of categories, but this is kind of an exercise one.
"Goodbye" Kristina DeBarge
"Party In The USA" Miley Cyrus (I know, I know)
"Read My Mind" The Killers
"SAy Hey" Michael Franti and spearhead
"Everytime We Touch" Cascadia
"Kung Fu Fighting" Cee Lo and Jack Black
"So What" Pink
"My Life Would Suck Without You" Kelly Clarkson
"If I were a Boy" Beyonce
"A Girl Like You" Edwyn Collins
"Little Secrets" Passion Pit
"Sleepyhead" Passion Pit
"Big Girl" Mika
"Don't Stop Me Now" Queen
"Fighter" Christina Aguilera
"Haven't Met You Yet" Michael Buble
"I'm Still Standing" Elton John
"I Got A Feeling" Black Eyed Peas - Megamix
"If you're goin' thru hell" Rodney Atkins
"Not Ready To Make Nice" Dixie Chicks
"Stand" Rascal Flatts
"Telephone" Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce (LOVE THIS)
"Trish Trash Polka" Andre Rieu (yes, seriously)
"We Are The Champions" Queen
"Whatcha Say" Jason DeRulo
"Sandstorm" Darude
"Lollipop" Mika
"Replay" Iyaz
That's not all, but now you know what I'm listening to.
I'm sure that's what you wanted, right?

Thursday, February 4, 2010

I've been watching too much biggest loser.

*cut to me stepping on the scale, and the Weight Watchers lady mouthing "Wow"*
"Did I gain??"
"No! You lost 2.5 pounds!"
"2.5 pounds? That's disappointing..."
I was hoping for another five, but I'm already slowing down.
She seemed to be impressed, but I would have been more impressed had I lost 5lbs or more.
I've got to stop watching that show.
Either that, or start exercising 8 hours a day like they do so I can lose 13 pounds a week.
Hmmm, maybe I'll just stop watching it.

Ancient Chinese secret huh?

I know why Sarah Lee's "45 calories & delightful" bread is only 45 calories.

I'm just sayin'.
When I bite into it, it's like a breath of fresh air!
Oh wait.
It is air.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

I made something new.

I made it up as I was hurrying to go out the door.
I took a can of black beans, a can of pinto beans, a can of tomatoes with green chilis and some diced ham, and threw it all in the crock pot.
I added cumin, garlic powder, chili pepper, and onion salt and stirred.
I left it on medium for a couple hours and served it over brown rice.
Hello delicious.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Why do I hate writing everything down?
I've never liked homework, maybe this is homework to me.
I don't know if it's easier to do it after every meal, or at the end of the day.
Probably after everything you eat so you don't forget something.
My kids are on the bandwagon.
I didn't ask them to climb on, but they climbed on anyway.
Now they expect me to be the human weight watchers point calculator.
"How many points is this?"
"How much do you think this is worth?"
I better hurry up and learn everything, because right now?
I'm like a human W.W. calculator with dying batteries.
Maybe I should go buy a real one for everyone so I don't have to calculate all the time.
Or maybe they should rent out W.W. consultants that follow you around.
They could write down everything you eat, calculate the points for you, and fill up your water bottle when it's empty.

Yeah, I think I'll write them a letter.
Maybe since it was my idea, they'll give me a free one.

P.s. Sorry I haven't responded to your comments. I appreciate them. Every time I would respond, it would delete my comments. Anyhoo, problem solved. Maybe the five pounds of fat came off my brain so I can think better now.