Friday, April 30, 2010

I'm chicken.

I'm thinking of skipping my weigh in this week.
First of all, I'm supposed to get my period next week.
Secondly, I was bad.
I might of went here...



















and rendezvoused with this...












and a little of this...










And, um...












and I'm not sure, but I think this was involved...













I don't know, I may have been in a dessert haze.
In fact, I know I was.
I better stay home tomorrow and recover from this.

Thursday, April 29, 2010



"You have no idea what you can do until you try."
-Jillian Michaels

Friday, April 23, 2010

Ta Dah!

I weighed in today (one day early).
I lost 2.4 lbs today.
Yes, that means I not only made it to 25 lbs, I went beyond that and have lost a total of 26.2 lbs.
I think I'll celebrate with a nice, big cake.
Just kidding.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

I hope I didn't make you jealous.

I mean, if you really want to walk with her, you can.
I'm not hogging her.
I feel like I need to make it up to you.
I know, I'll tell you a funny Weight Watchers moment.
Because I know that's what you come here for.
Actually, I don't really know that, I just assume...
Unless you're a chubby chaser...
In that case, you better get the heck on out of here because you are creeepy.
*shudder*
I made you feel bad again, didn't I?
*sigh*
So at my first meeting, they hand me this pamphlet.
They hand you one at every meeting.
They have themes.
Like one week was having a "baditude", and how to fight it.
They suggested that we back our baditude up against a wall,
and punch it 'til it died.
Then you'd be happy.






No.
Not really.
Anyhoo, my point is that they have themes every week.
So my first week, I was reading through, and happened upon a column where people were asked what they do to perk themselves up.
I will never, never forget what one lady said.
O.k., I forget her actual words, but she basically said this:
"When I feel depressed, I get on my swimsuit, turn up the heat, and dance (or exercise, or something) in front of the t.v."










I almost snorted.
Why?
Because if I got in my swimsuit, pranced around the house, and got a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I'd drop to the floor, curl up in the fetal position and cry until the firemen came to pry my arms from my legs.
Who does this?
I want to know.
Are any of you prancing around the house in your swimsuit?
I want to watch.
Now I'm being creepy.
I got myself back for hurting your feelings.
Who's happy now?
I was just kidding.
I mean, I want to watch, but in a fascinated kind of way.

Er...I should stop now.
This isn't leading anywhere I want to go.
You should leave a comment and change the subject.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I have a new walking partner.

It's really nice.
I don't have to talk to her.
(I'm not good at talking and walking.)
She's encouraging, and happy all the time.
If I don't want to walk, we don't.
If I want to walk 1 mile, we do.
If I feel like two, she'll go with me.
The only annoying thing is the side steps, and kicks.
Well, that and the arms.
All in all, I would have to say she's the perfect person to walk with.
Plus, she doesn't charge me.
"Carrot, who charges you to walk with them? I mean, really."
Well, she would.
If I didn't have On Demand on cable.
Yes, that's right, I walk with Leslie Sansone .











You should try it.
Even if you don't have cable.
She sells herself at Target.
Hey, don't judge her people.
Everybody needs a little money now and then.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

I guess I should divide this week.

I didn't go weigh in last week because we were at the Ocean.



Is that a good excuse?
So I weighed in this morning, and lost
2.4 lbs
So if I divide that, I can say I lost 1.2 lbs last week, and
1.2 lbs this week.
I'll take that.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Don't be fooled.


A tiny container of this is 7 Weight Watchers points.
SEVEN.
That's almost a whole meal's points for me.
I added up the points while I was warming it up.
Needless to say, I left it for someone else to eat.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Here's what I'd like to know.








How honest do you have to get to lose the weight?
Is it necessary?
To look at the past, and why I got this way.
Do I need to do that in order to change?
How much past stuff that you've shoved down, do you need to bring up again?
None?
A little?
All of it?
What do you do with it when it's out?
What if it embarrasses someone?
Do I need to hire Jillian to come and yell at me and make me cry for me to talk about it?
Should I bring a couch in here?
Today I got a flood of memories, and emotions, all associated with my weight.
Do I need to open up?
Or can I keep my closed sign up and still be successful?
Am I repeating questions?
Are you checking?
Am I being annoying?
Is anybody reading this?

Saturday, April 10, 2010





















I think gum has become my cigarettes.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

We've gone public

Only because logging in to read a blog is annoying. I'm sorry.

Sunday, April 4, 2010