Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I have a new walking partner.

It's really nice.
I don't have to talk to her.
(I'm not good at talking and walking.)
She's encouraging, and happy all the time.
If I don't want to walk, we don't.
If I want to walk 1 mile, we do.
If I feel like two, she'll go with me.
The only annoying thing is the side steps, and kicks.
Well, that and the arms.
All in all, I would have to say she's the perfect person to walk with.
Plus, she doesn't charge me.
"Carrot, who charges you to walk with them? I mean, really."
Well, she would.
If I didn't have On Demand on cable.
Yes, that's right, I walk with Leslie Sansone .

You should try it.
Even if you don't have cable.
She sells herself at Target.
Hey, don't judge her people.
Everybody needs a little money now and then.


Yvonne said...

I walked with her for a long time--and recommended her to a few friends.

Carrot Jello said...

I've heard she's been around the block a couple times.

I crack myself up.