Monday, February 1, 2010

Why do I hate writing everything down?
I've never liked homework, maybe this is homework to me.
I don't know if it's easier to do it after every meal, or at the end of the day.
Probably after everything you eat so you don't forget something.
My kids are on the bandwagon.
I didn't ask them to climb on, but they climbed on anyway.
Now they expect me to be the human weight watchers point calculator.
"How many points is this?"
"How much do you think this is worth?"
I better hurry up and learn everything, because right now?
I'm like a human W.W. calculator with dying batteries.
Maybe I should go buy a real one for everyone so I don't have to calculate all the time.
Or maybe they should rent out W.W. consultants that follow you around.
They could write down everything you eat, calculate the points for you, and fill up your water bottle when it's empty.










Yeah, I think I'll write them a letter.
Maybe since it was my idea, they'll give me a free one.

P.s. Sorry I haven't responded to your comments. I appreciate them. Every time I would respond, it would delete my comments. Anyhoo, problem solved. Maybe the five pounds of fat came off my brain so I can think better now.

6 comments:

Millie said...

That was one thing I couldn't do - write down all my points and everything I ate. I would cheat and then not write it down. Like my body would be fooled or something.

Heidi said...

writing everything down? the real reason I hate WW!

Heffalump said...

I ate some Progresso soup last week that had a label on the front that said it was equal to zero WW points. Really? So you can eat as much of that vegetable soup as you want and you will never gain weight?

Carrot Jello said...

awesome.

Calamity Jane said...

Carrot, your brain is thinning...
That's OK who wants a fat head????
"Ridicular!"
Do do do dodedo!

Tarnation said...

Soon you will be a point pro and talking about if a food item is cheap or expensive...points wise that is.