Sunday, October 14, 2012

I've found the answer.

I know why fat people wear sequins, and patterns.
Well, most fat people.
I just wear black, and other dark colors. 
Fat people wear them to distract people.
"Look! Look at the shiny things! You see no fat! You see patterns! You see sequin snowmen!"
Yes, really.
I bought one myself.
It works like magic.
Or so I tell myself.  


Heffalump said...

So if I buy a dress that has tons of little disco ball type mirrors, it will distract people from my fat?!

Jennifer B. said...

So that's it! I'm going shopping.

Carrot Jello said...

Heff, yes!
Jennifer, good luck!

Stephanie said...

cute orange shoes, same effect