Thursday, March 4, 2010

I don't know why it is...


But every night before the weigh in, I am afraid I haven't lost any weight.
Last week, it happened.
Tonight?
I don't think I lost any weight.
I didn't cheat, but I didn't exercise everyday either.
It's hard to cheat on Weight Watchers.
You can basically eat anything you want.
Normally, I can feel a little bit of difference, but not this week.
I don't know if it's because I got my period, or what.
"Uh, T.M.I Carrot!"
Yeah, sorry.
But it is private now.
Feels like we're in one big jacuzzi together.
Except, I'm not wearing a swimsuit.
Maybe we're just sitting poolside together.
Nah, I'd rather be in a hotel.
You're on the floor, and I'm in the bed.
And we're talking.
Unless there's two beds.
In that case, you guys are in the other bed.
Because I'm nice like that.
Anyhoo...
I guess I'll turn out the light now, and I'll see you tomorrow.
After I weigh in.
Don't forget to share your covers.

5 comments:

Tarnation said...

This post was hilarious. Hope you were a loser today.

Heidi said...

just had a flashback to the times we'd spend the night at grandma and grandpa's house and we'd "relax" eachother with those, "relax your toes, now relax your ankles, relax your shins...."
remember? ah. blissful childhood.

Yvonne said...

Oh, I hope it was a good weigh in.

I'd love to be sitting with you on the stairs in either your house or mine ; )

Heffalump said...

Do I HAVE to share the covers?

As Told By Molly said...

Pillow fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!